Here's Bobby hanging with a fan.
Outside NBC studios Nov15th SNL 1:15AM
Enjoy!
Tuesday, December 30, 2008
Thursday, December 25, 2008
Bobby Moynihan - "Whaaat???"
Classic Bobby Moynihan!
This was the SNL "Wedding Toasts" skit. Bobby had the shortest bit, and it was also the funniest (IMO).
Catch the sequel here:
http://bobbymoynihan.blogspot.com/2009/05/bobby-moynihan-funeral-snl-skit.html
- TAE
This was the SNL "Wedding Toasts" skit. Bobby had the shortest bit, and it was also the funniest (IMO).
Catch the sequel here:
http://bobbymoynihan.blogspot.com/2009/05/bobby-moynihan-funeral-snl-skit.html
- TAE
Tuesday, December 23, 2008
Bobby Moynihan Featured in USA Today
Meet these 'SNL' up-and-comers
By Gary Strauss, USA TODAY
Saturday Night Live captured some of its biggest audiences in nearly
a quarter of a century when it focused on the gaffes and foibles of
the 2008 presidential and vice presidential candidates.
But former cast member Tina Fey's memorable spoofs of vice
presidential candidate Sarah Palin are over, as is the seven-year
run of multitalented cast member and new mom Amy Poehler.
And mining Obamaland for comedy probably will wait until after
Barack Obama takes office in January.
So now what?
"We had a great run. We had the feeling we were at the center of
things," says executive producer Lorne Michaels. "How do you follow
that? You don't. There's still an enormous amount of interest
(in politics). But you go week to week, and see what happens."
For the season's 14 remaining fresh episodes, that includes
incorporating three new SNL cast members — and possibly one or two
more players to be named later — into the 90-minute skit show.
"The staying power has always been the cast and the writing. We're
just in a rebuilding period," Michaels says. "I believe this cast is
confident and good, but we can definitely add another woman and guy
in the spring."
Abby Elliott, 21
•Comedic pedigree: Daughter of former SNL cast member Chris Elliott;
granddaughter of Bob Elliott (of Bob & Ray fame). She trained with
The Groundlings theater group and is a member of improv/sketch company
Upright Citizens Brigade Theater, co-founded by Poehler. Provided
voice-overs for Fox's animated King of the Hill.
• Says Michaels: "She was in the last set of auditions. The fear was that
she might be too young. But so was Dan Aykroyd and Eddie Murphy.
She did some really nice impressions, and her sense of humor was
clearly there."
Bobby Moynihan, 31
•Comedic pedigree: The John Belushi look-alike joined earlier
in SNL's 34th season. He's another member of the
Upright Citizens Brigade Theater and a member of former
SNLer Horatio Sanz's King of Improv tour. He has been on
NBC's Late Night With Conan O'Brien and appears in
2009 movies When in Rome, This Side of the Truth
and Mystery Team.
•Says Michaels: "I think he's the real thing. I looked at
him last year. This year (during auditions), he knocked it
out of the park. He has incredible poise and confidence."
Michaela Watkins, 36
•Comedic pedigree: Member of The Groundlings comedy troupe;
former regional theater actor after graduating from Boston
University. She has appeared in several TV shows, including CBS
sitcom The New Adventures of Old Christine and Showtime's
Californication. Upcoming role in 2009 theatrical release
The Prankster.
•Says Michaels: "She has a very nice precision, and there's real
intelligence to her comedy. She did some smart, evolved
characters for her audition."
From:
http://www.usatoday.com/life/television/news/2008-11-20-snl-up-and-comers_N.htm
Enjoy!
By Gary Strauss, USA TODAY
Saturday Night Live captured some of its biggest audiences in nearly
a quarter of a century when it focused on the gaffes and foibles of
the 2008 presidential and vice presidential candidates.
But former cast member Tina Fey's memorable spoofs of vice
presidential candidate Sarah Palin are over, as is the seven-year
run of multitalented cast member and new mom Amy Poehler.
And mining Obamaland for comedy probably will wait until after
Barack Obama takes office in January.
So now what?
"We had a great run. We had the feeling we were at the center of
things," says executive producer Lorne Michaels. "How do you follow
that? You don't. There's still an enormous amount of interest
(in politics). But you go week to week, and see what happens."
For the season's 14 remaining fresh episodes, that includes
incorporating three new SNL cast members — and possibly one or two
more players to be named later — into the 90-minute skit show.
"The staying power has always been the cast and the writing. We're
just in a rebuilding period," Michaels says. "I believe this cast is
confident and good, but we can definitely add another woman and guy
in the spring."
Abby Elliott, 21
•Comedic pedigree: Daughter of former SNL cast member Chris Elliott;
granddaughter of Bob Elliott (of Bob & Ray fame). She trained with
The Groundlings theater group and is a member of improv/sketch company
Upright Citizens Brigade Theater, co-founded by Poehler. Provided
voice-overs for Fox's animated King of the Hill.
• Says Michaels: "She was in the last set of auditions. The fear was that
she might be too young. But so was Dan Aykroyd and Eddie Murphy.
She did some really nice impressions, and her sense of humor was
clearly there."
Bobby Moynihan, 31
•Comedic pedigree: The John Belushi look-alike joined earlier
in SNL's 34th season. He's another member of the
Upright Citizens Brigade Theater and a member of former
SNLer Horatio Sanz's King of Improv tour. He has been on
NBC's Late Night With Conan O'Brien and appears in
2009 movies When in Rome, This Side of the Truth
and Mystery Team.
•Says Michaels: "I think he's the real thing. I looked at
him last year. This year (during auditions), he knocked it
out of the park. He has incredible poise and confidence."
Michaela Watkins, 36
•Comedic pedigree: Member of The Groundlings comedy troupe;
former regional theater actor after graduating from Boston
University. She has appeared in several TV shows, including CBS
sitcom The New Adventures of Old Christine and Showtime's
Californication. Upcoming role in 2009 theatrical release
The Prankster.
•Says Michaels: "She has a very nice precision, and there's real
intelligence to her comedy. She did some smart, evolved
characters for her audition."
From:
http://www.usatoday.com/life/television/news/2008-11-20-snl-up-and-comers_N.htm
Enjoy!
Saturday, December 20, 2008
Bobby Moynihan - Watches Fred eat cookies
An SNL Digital Short: Cookies
Hugh Laurie ... Tom
Fred Armisen ... Marcus
Abby Elliott ... Lisa
Will Forte ... Employee
Bobby Moynihan ... Employee
Jason Sudeikis ... Employee
Kenan Thompson ... Employee
Michaela Watkins ... Employee
Summary: As the boss (Hugh Laurie) announces impending company layoffs, employee Marcus (Fred Armisen) can't keep his hands off what he thinks are delicious cookies.
One cookie just isn't enough.
I think Bobby Moynihan could have done better as the crazy character than Fred Armisen. But you'll notice that Fred's character is acting a little gay too. It isn't just Bobby. It's SNL in general.
Enjoy!
Hugh Laurie ... Tom
Fred Armisen ... Marcus
Abby Elliott ... Lisa
Will Forte ... Employee
Bobby Moynihan ... Employee
Jason Sudeikis ... Employee
Kenan Thompson ... Employee
Michaela Watkins ... Employee
Summary: As the boss (Hugh Laurie) announces impending company layoffs, employee Marcus (Fred Armisen) can't keep his hands off what he thinks are delicious cookies.
One cookie just isn't enough.
I think Bobby Moynihan could have done better as the crazy character than Fred Armisen. But you'll notice that Fred's character is acting a little gay too. It isn't just Bobby. It's SNL in general.
Enjoy!
Thursday, December 18, 2008
Bobby Moynihan - Was in 3 skits on Saturday
Bobby Moynihan was doing a little better. He was in 3 skits on Saturday.
Bobby's three skits...
1. Cold Open: Blagojevich Hearing
Jim Downey ... Announcer (voice)
Will Forte ... Evan Bayh
Bill Hader ... Robert Byrd
Darrell Hammond ... Christopher Dodd
Bobby Moynihan ... Richard Shelby
Jason Sudeikis ... Rod Blagojevich
Kristen Wiig ... Patti Blagojevich
Casey Wilson ... Elizabeth Dole
Recurring Characters: Robert Byrd, Evan Bayh, Christopher Dodd, Elizabeth Dole.
2. Wedding Toasts
Hugh Laurie ... Bob Kemp
Fred Armisen ... Guest
Abby Elliott ... Tina Culhane
Will Forte ... Guest
Bobby Moynihan ... Guest
Andy Samberg ... David Culhane
Jason Sudeikis ... Emcee
Michaela Watkins ... Aunt Joanie
Kristen Wiig ... Gayle
Summary: Offbeat members of the Culhane family continuously interrupt the emcee (Jason Sudeikis) at the wedding reception of David (Andy Samberg) and Tina (Abby Elliot).
3. An SNL Digital Short: Cookies
Hugh Laurie ... Tom
Fred Armisen ... Marcus
Abby Elliott ... Lisa
Will Forte ... Employee
Bobby Moynihan ... Employee
Jason Sudeikis ... Employee
Kenan Thompson ... Employee
Michaela Watkins ... Employee
Summary: As the boss (Hugh Laurie) announces impending company layoffs, employee Marcus (Fred Armisen) can't keep his hands off what he thinks are delicious cookies.
------------------
So is Bobby getting annoying? A few people said that all his characters are the same gay-man voice, just dressed differently. Is this true?
Was his Lenny character from Of Mice and Men the same voice? Was his son of Vinny character the same voice? We don't think so.
But, yes, most of his characters do use a gay voice. Let's give it some time and see if he's got any funny macho or slob characters. Take the Wedding Toast for example. I thought Bobby was the funniest one there, and he had the shortest time in that skit, and he wasn't being a gay character.
So I think Bobby is going to go places.
- TAE
Bobby's three skits...
1. Cold Open: Blagojevich Hearing
Jim Downey ... Announcer (voice)
Will Forte ... Evan Bayh
Bill Hader ... Robert Byrd
Darrell Hammond ... Christopher Dodd
Bobby Moynihan ... Richard Shelby
Jason Sudeikis ... Rod Blagojevich
Kristen Wiig ... Patti Blagojevich
Casey Wilson ... Elizabeth Dole
Recurring Characters: Robert Byrd, Evan Bayh, Christopher Dodd, Elizabeth Dole.
2. Wedding Toasts
Hugh Laurie ... Bob Kemp
Fred Armisen ... Guest
Abby Elliott ... Tina Culhane
Will Forte ... Guest
Bobby Moynihan ... Guest
Andy Samberg ... David Culhane
Jason Sudeikis ... Emcee
Michaela Watkins ... Aunt Joanie
Kristen Wiig ... Gayle
Summary: Offbeat members of the Culhane family continuously interrupt the emcee (Jason Sudeikis) at the wedding reception of David (Andy Samberg) and Tina (Abby Elliot).
3. An SNL Digital Short: Cookies
Hugh Laurie ... Tom
Fred Armisen ... Marcus
Abby Elliott ... Lisa
Will Forte ... Employee
Bobby Moynihan ... Employee
Jason Sudeikis ... Employee
Kenan Thompson ... Employee
Michaela Watkins ... Employee
Summary: As the boss (Hugh Laurie) announces impending company layoffs, employee Marcus (Fred Armisen) can't keep his hands off what he thinks are delicious cookies.
------------------
So is Bobby getting annoying? A few people said that all his characters are the same gay-man voice, just dressed differently. Is this true?
Was his Lenny character from Of Mice and Men the same voice? Was his son of Vinny character the same voice? We don't think so.
But, yes, most of his characters do use a gay voice. Let's give it some time and see if he's got any funny macho or slob characters. Take the Wedding Toast for example. I thought Bobby was the funniest one there, and he had the shortest time in that skit, and he wasn't being a gay character.
So I think Bobby is going to go places.
- TAE
Wednesday, December 17, 2008
Bobby Moynihan - Was a guest at Andy's wedding!!!
Wedding Toasts
Hugh Laurie ... Bob Kemp
Fred Armisen ... Guest
Abby Elliott ... Tina Culhane
Will Forte ... Guest
Bobby Moynihan ... Guest
Andy Samberg ... David Culhane
Jason Sudeikis ... Emcee
Michaela Watkins ... Aunt Joanie
Kristen Wiig ... Gayle
Summary: Offbeat members of the Culhane family continuously interrupt the emcee (Jason Sudeikis) at the wedding reception of David (Andy Samberg) and Tina (Abby Elliot).
The bride and groom get toasted on their special day.
Bobby was the funniest one!!!
"Whaaaaat????" And he drops the mic! Classic!!!
Hugh Laurie ... Bob Kemp
Fred Armisen ... Guest
Abby Elliott ... Tina Culhane
Will Forte ... Guest
Bobby Moynihan ... Guest
Andy Samberg ... David Culhane
Jason Sudeikis ... Emcee
Michaela Watkins ... Aunt Joanie
Kristen Wiig ... Gayle
Summary: Offbeat members of the Culhane family continuously interrupt the emcee (Jason Sudeikis) at the wedding reception of David (Andy Samberg) and Tina (Abby Elliot).
The bride and groom get toasted on their special day.
Bobby was the funniest one!!!
"Whaaaaat????" And he drops the mic! Classic!!!
Monday, December 15, 2008
Bobby Moynihan - Is a Baffoon (These Guys)
Buffoons- These Guys!
Buffoons at the Montreal Comedy Festival 2007
WARNING: Language!!!
Buffoons at the Montreal Comedy Festival 2007
WARNING: Language!!!
Thursday, December 11, 2008
Bobby Moynihan - Was in only one skit on 12/6/08
Bobby got hosed this week!!!
Check it out:
Andy Samberg - 6
John Malkovich - 6
Fred Armisen - 5
Kristen Wiig - 5
Kenan Thompson - 4
Casey Wilson - 3
Will Forte - 2
Bill Hader - 2
Amy Poehler - 2
Michaela Watkins- 2
Justin Timberlake 1
Abby Elliott - 1
Darrell Hammond - 1
Seth Meyers - 1
Bobby Moynihan - 1
Jorma Taccone - 1
Overall: Where's Jason Sudeikis? Is he out or just taking a break? It looks like SNL has a strong enough cast, where they can have Andy Samberg carry the show, where as Fred Armisen and Kristen Wiig have been carrying it lately (Kristen was in 7 on Nov 22, and Fred was in 6). Then others like Will Forte, Jason Sudeikis, Kenan Thompson, and Bill Hader have been relied on more in the past. Not to mention that Amy Poehler used to carry the show quite a bit.
So it's refreshing to see Andy get used in so many different roles!!! Make use of his talents!
This is also Jorma's biggest role!
Meanwhile Abby continues to get the shaft. Earn it, Abby. Do something before you get type cast and dumped like your not-terribly funny father, Chris Elliott.
And then Bobby Moynihan has trouble getting the roles that Michaela and Casey are getting, because SNL was hurting for women, and Bobby's in a major competition for the male roles. He has to try twice as hard and pump out the memorable characters to get the face time he deserves. You can do it, Bobby! We love your characters!!!
Enjoy!
- TAE
Check it out:
Andy Samberg - 6
John Malkovich - 6
Fred Armisen - 5
Kristen Wiig - 5
Kenan Thompson - 4
Casey Wilson - 3
Will Forte - 2
Bill Hader - 2
Amy Poehler - 2
Michaela Watkins- 2
Justin Timberlake 1
Abby Elliott - 1
Darrell Hammond - 1
Seth Meyers - 1
Bobby Moynihan - 1
Jorma Taccone - 1
Overall: Where's Jason Sudeikis? Is he out or just taking a break? It looks like SNL has a strong enough cast, where they can have Andy Samberg carry the show, where as Fred Armisen and Kristen Wiig have been carrying it lately (Kristen was in 7 on Nov 22, and Fred was in 6). Then others like Will Forte, Jason Sudeikis, Kenan Thompson, and Bill Hader have been relied on more in the past. Not to mention that Amy Poehler used to carry the show quite a bit.
So it's refreshing to see Andy get used in so many different roles!!! Make use of his talents!
This is also Jorma's biggest role!
Meanwhile Abby continues to get the shaft. Earn it, Abby. Do something before you get type cast and dumped like your not-terribly funny father, Chris Elliott.
And then Bobby Moynihan has trouble getting the roles that Michaela and Casey are getting, because SNL was hurting for women, and Bobby's in a major competition for the male roles. He has to try twice as hard and pump out the memorable characters to get the face time he deserves. You can do it, Bobby! We love your characters!!!
Enjoy!
- TAE
Wednesday, December 10, 2008
Bobby Moynihan - Is an Airport Security Officer
VidiotsLive Airport Security Sketch
VidiotsLIVE™ is a LIVE unscripted comedy show featuring video clips, improvisation, man on the street segments and more! Viewers can chat LIVE with our hosts and be part of the show, interact and participate in comedy segments and vote on their favorites! It's cutting edge comedy and it's LIVE!
VidiotsLIVE™ permanent guest hosts are Bobby Moynihan and Charlie Sanders, who have been featured on COMEDY CENTRAL, VH1, CONAN O BRIEN and more.
Bobby lets the nacho cheese go.
"That's a girl's name." =^)
VidiotsLIVE™ is a LIVE unscripted comedy show featuring video clips, improvisation, man on the street segments and more! Viewers can chat LIVE with our hosts and be part of the show, interact and participate in comedy segments and vote on their favorites! It's cutting edge comedy and it's LIVE!
VidiotsLIVE™ permanent guest hosts are Bobby Moynihan and Charlie Sanders, who have been featured on COMEDY CENTRAL, VH1, CONAN O BRIEN and more.
Bobby lets the nacho cheese go.
"That's a girl's name." =^)
Tuesday, December 9, 2008
Bobby Moynihan - Is the son of Vinny Vedecci (Italian TV SNL skit)
La Rivista Della Televisione
John Malkovich does not speak Italian.
Summary: Vinny Vedecci (Bill Hader) interviews John Malkovich and shows a clip from his sex film "Being Vinny Vedecci".
Recurring Characters: Vinny Vedecci, crew members.
John Malkovich
Fred Armisen ... Crew member
Will Forte ... Crew member
Bill Hader ... Vinny Vedecci
Bobby Moynihan ... Son
Andy Samberg ... Chef
Kenan Thompson ... Chef
Bobby's only appearance in this episode, and he truly knocked it out of the park! He does a great Italian little boy!!!
Enjoy!
John Malkovich does not speak Italian.
Summary: Vinny Vedecci (Bill Hader) interviews John Malkovich and shows a clip from his sex film "Being Vinny Vedecci".
Recurring Characters: Vinny Vedecci, crew members.
John Malkovich
Fred Armisen ... Crew member
Will Forte ... Crew member
Bill Hader ... Vinny Vedecci
Bobby Moynihan ... Son
Andy Samberg ... Chef
Kenan Thompson ... Chef
Bobby's only appearance in this episode, and he truly knocked it out of the park! He does a great Italian little boy!!!
Enjoy!
Monday, December 8, 2008
Updated list of popular Bobby Moynihan videos
We updated our list of popular Bobby Moynihan videos:
Snagglepuss
Beyonce Backup Dancers
Of Mice and Men
Pepper
Simply Victor
You can find this list on the right at any time.
Enjoy!
- TAE
Snagglepuss
Beyonce Backup Dancers
Of Mice and Men
Pepper
Simply Victor
You can find this list on the right at any time.
Enjoy!
- TAE
Sunday, December 7, 2008
Bobby Moynihan and Paul Rudd help turn SNL into Boys Town
If Saturday Night Live couldn't find a way to live up to their promise "to have Michael Phelps shirtless in every sketch" earlier this year, it seemed a little more likely that they could get us some Shirts-Off Time with good sport Paul Rudd hosting last night. They went even further than that in the digital short that featured Rudd in the buff being painted by Andy Samberg.
But who would have known that Rudd's good looks would have been enough to give most of the episode an undercurrent of bro-on-bro action? Whether it was a family dinner scene that may have broke the record for males kissing in an SNL sketch, rolling out newcomer Bobby Moynihan as Snagglepuss on Weekend Update or just a punchline involving a cellphone vibrating while inside Rudd's behind, there was definitely something in the air last night.
As icing on an already pink cake, Update ended with a surprise appearance from Justin Timberlake, who made up for having to cancel on hosting next week by once again lighting up the show and performing a whole episode in two minutes, culminating with him performing "SexyBack" atop the Update desk.
Some questions about last night's show: did the first cold opener after the election feature Joe Biden and not Obama because the show's considering a new impressionist for the president-elect? Is next week's hosting/musical combination of Tim McGraw and Ludacris the starkest contrast between two guests since Steve Forbes and Rage Against the Machine? And where were the new ladies at?
From:
http://gothamist.com/2008/11/16/paul_rudd_snl.php
Enjoy!
Friday, December 5, 2008
Bobby Moynihan - Is a Baffoon (Slap Factory)
Buffoons-Vaudeville Slap Factory
Buffoons at the Montreal Comedy Festival 2007
WARNING: Some language
Slapping is always funny. =^)
They throw the guns! =^)
Buffoons at the Montreal Comedy Festival 2007
WARNING: Some language
Slapping is always funny. =^)
They throw the guns! =^)
Saturday, November 29, 2008
Bobby Moynihan - Is Super Humble!!! (the backup dancers heels were his idea)
Bobby signs a bunch of signatures for a guy who's going to sell them on eBay (let's see if he's still doing that in 3 years)...
"Were you born with eyes?"
Heels for the backup dancers were his idea.
The girl doesn't get the "satellite" joke.
Bonus: Andy Samberg & Seth Meyers at Saturday Night Live Party
Andy Samberg and Seth Meyers leave the Saturday Night Live after-party in New York City on November 22nd, 2008.
Andy is doing what Seth is doing for Thanksgiving.
Andy refuses to do ten more autographs.
BONUS: Here's Tim McGraw leaving the same party...
Country superstar and all-around-great-guy Tim McGraw, who is also the husband of singer Faith Hill, leaves the SNL after-party in New York City on the night he hosted Saturday Night Live, with musical guest Ludacris, the rapper. He says the show was great, and when asked "Did Ludacris teach you how to rap?" he replies "Uh. I think that's a hopeless cause, for me." Someone then asks him "Where's Faith tonight?" and he replies "She's heading to bed, I'm sure." Then an autograph seeker has Tim sign 2 guitars for him (after fumbling them, which you can hear in the background) and says "A little too much whiskey tonight." and Tim says "Yeah, well, there you go. It's a good night for it!"
Enjoy!
"Were you born with eyes?"
Heels for the backup dancers were his idea.
The girl doesn't get the "satellite" joke.
Bonus: Andy Samberg & Seth Meyers at Saturday Night Live Party
Andy Samberg and Seth Meyers leave the Saturday Night Live after-party in New York City on November 22nd, 2008.
Andy is doing what Seth is doing for Thanksgiving.
Andy refuses to do ten more autographs.
BONUS: Here's Tim McGraw leaving the same party...
Country superstar and all-around-great-guy Tim McGraw, who is also the husband of singer Faith Hill, leaves the SNL after-party in New York City on the night he hosted Saturday Night Live, with musical guest Ludacris, the rapper. He says the show was great, and when asked "Did Ludacris teach you how to rap?" he replies "Uh. I think that's a hopeless cause, for me." Someone then asks him "Where's Faith tonight?" and he replies "She's heading to bed, I'm sure." Then an autograph seeker has Tim sign 2 guitars for him (after fumbling them, which you can hear in the background) and says "A little too much whiskey tonight." and Tim says "Yeah, well, there you go. It's a good night for it!"
Enjoy!
Friday, November 28, 2008
Bobby Moynihan - Admits he's pregnant
Will Forte has the biggest dressing room:
And Bobby's pregnant! You can see the newer cast members are more likely to stop and talk. Andy used to be more like that too. =^)
Enjoy!
And Bobby's pregnant! You can see the newer cast members are more likely to stop and talk. Andy used to be more like that too. =^)
Enjoy!
Thursday, November 27, 2008
Bobby Moynihan - Is Mark Payne at Uno's (part 2)
Uno's - Mark Payne
Summary: Bartender Mark Payne (Bobby Moynihan) is obsessed with how sticky the bar countertop is.
Recurring Characters: Mark Payne.
Bobby's pepper character is back to talk about the sticky bar!!!
Tim McGraw ... patron
Fred Armisen ... patron
Abby Elliott ... waitress
Bobby Moynihan ... Mark Payne
Kenan Thompson ... Dan
Unfortunately, no video. We'll keep a look out!!!
Summary: Bartender Mark Payne (Bobby Moynihan) is obsessed with how sticky the bar countertop is.
Recurring Characters: Mark Payne.
Bobby's pepper character is back to talk about the sticky bar!!!
Tim McGraw ... patron
Fred Armisen ... patron
Abby Elliott ... waitress
Bobby Moynihan ... Mark Payne
Kenan Thompson ... Dan
Unfortunately, no video. We'll keep a look out!!!
Wednesday, November 26, 2008
Bobby Moynihan - Was a guest of Jeff Montgomery
Jeff Montgomery / Thanksgiving Dinner
Summary: Crazed Jeff Montgomery (Will Forte) invites himself to a group's Thanksgiving dinner.
Recurring Characters: Jeff Montgomery.
Tim McGraw ... Bob
Fred Armisen ... guest
Abby Elliott ... guest
Will Forte ... Jeff Montgomery
Bobby Moynihan ... guest
Kristen Wiig ... Kathy
Casey Wilson ... guest
Unfortunately, no video.
Summary: Crazed Jeff Montgomery (Will Forte) invites himself to a group's Thanksgiving dinner.
Recurring Characters: Jeff Montgomery.
Tim McGraw ... Bob
Fred Armisen ... guest
Abby Elliott ... guest
Will Forte ... Jeff Montgomery
Bobby Moynihan ... guest
Kristen Wiig ... Kathy
Casey Wilson ... guest
Unfortunately, no video.
Tuesday, November 25, 2008
Bobby Moynihan - Was Peter King in the SNL Cold Open
Cold Open: The Big Three Automakers
Summary: Barney Frank (Fred Armisen) talks about the big three
Recurring Characters: Barney Frank.
Fred Armisen ... Barney Frank
Jim Downey ... announcer (voice)
Will Forte ... Rick Wagoner
Bill Hader ... Walter Jones
Darrell Hammond ... Robert Nardelli
Bobby Moynihan ... Peter King
Jason Sudeikis ... Alan Mulally
Kenan Thompson ... Gregory Meeks
Michaela Watkins ... assistant
Kristen Wiig ... panelist
Casey Wilson ... Carolyn Maloney
Unfortunately, we don't have a video for it.
Summary: Barney Frank (Fred Armisen) talks about the big three
Recurring Characters: Barney Frank.
Fred Armisen ... Barney Frank
Jim Downey ... announcer (voice)
Will Forte ... Rick Wagoner
Bill Hader ... Walter Jones
Darrell Hammond ... Robert Nardelli
Bobby Moynihan ... Peter King
Jason Sudeikis ... Alan Mulally
Kenan Thompson ... Gregory Meeks
Michaela Watkins ... assistant
Kristen Wiig ... panelist
Casey Wilson ... Carolyn Maloney
Unfortunately, we don't have a video for it.
Monday, November 24, 2008
Bobby Moynihan - And Justin Timberlake are Beyonce backup dancers!!!
Here it is!!!
justin timberlake snl beyonce single ladies video
Or click here:
http://home.theundergroundcity.com/kickapps/_Beyonce-and-JT-Andy-Samberg-as-her-backup-dancers/video/410308/22344.html
Andy Samberg, Justin Timberlake, and Bobby Moynihan are the backup dancers for Beyonce!!! Also features Paul Rudd.
These dudes use their gay voices and do the silly dancing thing! A really funny thing about this is how well Bobby and Andy stand up with Justin Timberlake. Justin does dancing like this for a living, but Bobby and Andy are in there right with him!!!
Enjoy!
justin timberlake snl beyonce single ladies video
Or click here:
http://home.theundergroundcity.com/kickapps/_Beyonce-and-JT-Andy-Samberg-as-her-backup-dancers/video/410308/22344.html
Andy Samberg, Justin Timberlake, and Bobby Moynihan are the backup dancers for Beyonce!!! Also features Paul Rudd.
These dudes use their gay voices and do the silly dancing thing! A really funny thing about this is how well Bobby and Andy stand up with Justin Timberlake. Justin does dancing like this for a living, but Bobby and Andy are in there right with him!!!
Enjoy!
Friday, November 21, 2008
Bobby Moynihan - Thinks Justin Timberlake smells great!
Saturday Night Live cast members Bobby Moynihan, Andy Samberg, Casey Wilson answer silly questions about body odor, bad breath, and Justin Timberlake's surprise appearance on SNL. Bobby says having Justin Timberlake in a leotard during his skit was "a dream come true" and "you're welcome, America." He also says Justin Timberlake smells like "a mix of strawberries, roses and gasoline." Andy Samberg says he thinks the skit went very well. Then Casey Wilson talks about being featured on TMZ last week, and confirms she has a *bleep*.
This was as the players were leaving SNL.
Here's a bonus of Justin Timberlake leaving:
Enjoy!
This was as the players were leaving SNL.
Here's a bonus of Justin Timberlake leaving:
Enjoy!
Thursday, November 20, 2008
NBC: Post the Backup Dancers skit with Justin Timberlake and Bobby Moynihan!!!
NBC,
We want you to post the Backup Dancers skit where Justin Timberlake, Andy Samberg, and Bobby Moynihan are backup dancers for Beyonce.
Any skit with two pop superstars and two hilarious comedians is a golden opportunity!!!
They wear leotards, and it is hilarious!
People have been trying to post it online like crazy (far above the usual amount), and you've been removing it like crazy.
I've also seen a lot of people post comments on the SNL website asking for it.
It's obvious that people want to see this skit online, so please post it online.
(Note to readers: NBC posts the skits online themselves in order to make some money from the advertising, which is fine; so they control what gets to go online.)
Could it be that you can't post it online due to music that's in it? (This was the case with Dear Sister.)
Thanks!
- TAE
We want you to post the Backup Dancers skit where Justin Timberlake, Andy Samberg, and Bobby Moynihan are backup dancers for Beyonce.
Any skit with two pop superstars and two hilarious comedians is a golden opportunity!!!
They wear leotards, and it is hilarious!
People have been trying to post it online like crazy (far above the usual amount), and you've been removing it like crazy.
I've also seen a lot of people post comments on the SNL website asking for it.
It's obvious that people want to see this skit online, so please post it online.
(Note to readers: NBC posts the skits online themselves in order to make some money from the advertising, which is fine; so they control what gets to go online.)
Could it be that you can't post it online due to music that's in it? (This was the case with Dear Sister.)
Thanks!
- TAE
Wednesday, November 19, 2008
Bobby Moynihan - Stabs himself in the eye (Everyone's a Critic)
Digital Short: Everyone's A Critic
Paul Rudd paints a masterpiece in his latest film.
Holy crack in the smack! Wow. This is a mix between gay jokes, random humor, and violent shock humor. Wow. I like the random stuff, but the rest... not so much. Andy and Paul were much funnier in the promo for this episode.
Bobby Moynihan plays an audience member who stabs himself in the eye after looking at Paul's portrait.
What do you think?
Enjoy!
Paul Rudd paints a masterpiece in his latest film.
Holy crack in the smack! Wow. This is a mix between gay jokes, random humor, and violent shock humor. Wow. I like the random stuff, but the rest... not so much. Andy and Paul were much funnier in the promo for this episode.
Bobby Moynihan plays an audience member who stabs himself in the eye after looking at Paul's portrait.
What do you think?
Enjoy!
Monday, November 17, 2008
Bobby Moynihan - Is Snagglepuss
Updated 10/19/09 - Added the image.
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Update: Snagglepuss
Snagglepuss weighs in on Prop 8.
Bobby Moynihan does a great impression of Snagglepuss as he comes out of the closet. This is interesting. This is typically the character that Andy Sambeg would play. Bobby typically has more voices though, so it will be interesting to see Bobby pick up more of these characters.
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Update: Snagglepuss
Snagglepuss weighs in on Prop 8.
Bobby Moynihan does a great impression of Snagglepuss as he comes out of the closet. This is interesting. This is typically the character that Andy Sambeg would play. Bobby typically has more voices though, so it will be interesting to see Bobby pick up more of these characters.
Saturday, November 15, 2008
Bobby Moynihan - Teaches Science Fiction to Women (Teach Me Up Scotty)
He teaches where no man has taught before.
Bobby is pretty funny here.
Enjoy!
Bobby is pretty funny here.
Enjoy!
Monday, November 10, 2008
Bobby Moynihan - In Dudefirmations 3: Money
You're broke...and that's ok because you're a dude. Daily dude-affirmations from Charlie Sanders and Bobby Moynihan from SNL.
Right before Bobby shaved off his beard!
Enjoy!
Right before Bobby shaved off his beard!
Enjoy!
Wednesday, November 5, 2008
Bobby Moynihan - In Dudefirmations 2: Health
You're a dude, you love bacon...and that's ok!
Daily Dude-Affirmations from Charlie Sanders and Bobby Moynihan from SNL.
Enjoy!
Daily Dude-Affirmations from Charlie Sanders and Bobby Moynihan from SNL.
Enjoy!
Saturday, November 1, 2008
Bobby Moynihan - In Dudefirmations 1: Time Management
You're a dude...and that's OK! Dudes are usually late.
Awesome dude affirmations with Charlie Sanders and Bobby Moynihan from SNL.
From Atomic Wedgie
Awesome dude affirmations with Charlie Sanders and Bobby Moynihan from SNL.
From Atomic Wedgie
Wednesday, October 29, 2008
Bobby Moynihan - ‘SNL’ and ‘30 Rock’ Stars in Hunger Benefit
A panoply of comedians from “Saturday Night Live,” “30 Rock” and the Upright Citizens Brigade comedy troupe are scheduled to perform on Sunday at a benefit to celebrate the Mercy Corps Action Center to End World Hunger. The show, called “Give Food a Chance,” will feature performances from Chevy Chase (above), Seth Meyers, Will Forte, Bobby Moynihan, Casey Wilson, Jack McBrayer and Triumph the Insult Comic Dog, among many others. It will be hosted by Matt Walsh and Horatio Sanz, and take place at the Highline Ballroom, at 431 West 16th Street, Chelsea. Tickets can be purchased by phone at (212) 414-5994 or at highlineballroom.com.
From:
http://www.nytimes.com/2008/10/18/arts/television/18BRIEF-hunger.html?ref=television
Enjoy!
Tuesday, October 28, 2008
Bobby Moynihan - Watches a Hoola Hoop pitch for Two A Holes
Two A-Holes: Pitch Meeting
A hula hoop never sounded so good...
Good to see the A Holes again! Who's the woman sitting at the table? Wow, the ad pitch is actually amazing! =^)
Not very many lines for Bobby here. Bobby needs to bust out and star in another skit!!!
Enjoy!
A hula hoop never sounded so good...
Good to see the A Holes again! Who's the woman sitting at the table? Wow, the ad pitch is actually amazing! =^)
Not very many lines for Bobby here. Bobby needs to bust out and star in another skit!!!
Enjoy!
Monday, October 27, 2008
Bobby Moynihan - Watches Biden predict the future (Road to White House)
Road to the White House
Sen. Joe Biden and Rep. Jack Murtha say crazy things in Johnstown, PA
Sudeikis' Biden and Hammond's Murtha aren't funny here. The previous Biden gag of repeating himself about how great and horrible that McCain is was pretty funny. The gag of predicting the future here loses steam very quickly.
Bobby Moynihan and Andy are in the background!
We need to see Bobby do some political impressions!
Enjoy!
Sen. Joe Biden and Rep. Jack Murtha say crazy things in Johnstown, PA
Sudeikis' Biden and Hammond's Murtha aren't funny here. The previous Biden gag of repeating himself about how great and horrible that McCain is was pretty funny. The gag of predicting the future here loses steam very quickly.
Bobby Moynihan and Andy are in the background!
We need to see Bobby do some political impressions!
Enjoy!
Sunday, October 26, 2008
Bobby Moyniahan - Is Speaker Pelosi's backup dancer (Obama Show)
Obama Address
Sen. Obama plays it safe and musical...
We were all a little curious how Obama was going to fill an hour-long special, seeing how he never actually says anything. So SNL answers the question by having him entertain you instead. Nice. =^)
Bill Clinton = Awesome!!!
Bobby Moynihan and Andy Samberg do backup to Speaker Pelosi. Maya Rudolph guest stars.
Bobby and Andy are pretty funny here. That's an awesome look for Bobby Moynihan! He needs to pull that character out more! Andy and Bobby look hilarious here. They should turn those characters into a skit!!!
Enjoy!
Sen. Obama plays it safe and musical...
We were all a little curious how Obama was going to fill an hour-long special, seeing how he never actually says anything. So SNL answers the question by having him entertain you instead. Nice. =^)
Bill Clinton = Awesome!!!
Bobby Moynihan and Andy Samberg do backup to Speaker Pelosi. Maya Rudolph guest stars.
Bobby and Andy are pretty funny here. That's an awesome look for Bobby Moynihan! He needs to pull that character out more! Andy and Bobby look hilarious here. They should turn those characters into a skit!!!
Enjoy!
Sunday, October 19, 2008
Bobby Moynihan - Is a rapist in Bro Rape
Bro Rape
An investigative report from the television show NEWSLINE exposing the dark truth of bro rape.
A Newsline Investigative Report
He's a raper on at 3:09.
He breaks down and cries. "Why are the police outside???" Hahaha.
Director
Dan Eckman
Starring
Donald Glover
Bobby Moynihan
Dominic Dierkes
DC Pierson
Dan Gregor
An investigative report from the television show NEWSLINE exposing the dark truth of bro rape.
A Newsline Investigative Report
He's a raper on at 3:09.
He breaks down and cries. "Why are the police outside???" Hahaha.
Director
Dan Eckman
Starring
Donald Glover
Bobby Moynihan
Dominic Dierkes
DC Pierson
Dan Gregor
Saturday, October 18, 2008
Bobby Moynihan - Is a baffoon (Buffoons on Low Country Live!)
Buffoons on Low Country Live!
The Buffoons made an appearance on a South Carolina morning show and this is what happened.
Is this funny to anyone?
Starring
Bobby Moynihan
Eugene Cordero
The Buffoons made an appearance on a South Carolina morning show and this is what happened.
Is this funny to anyone?
Starring
Bobby Moynihan
Eugene Cordero
Friday, October 17, 2008
Bobby Moynihan - In UCB's UVA Show
UVA Show
UCB TourCo's UVA Show
"Exactly. And why is it mushrooms that make you bigger?" Nice one, Bobby.
Starring
Eli Newell
Bobby Moynihan
Shannon O'Neill
Lennon Parham
Neil Casey
UCB TourCo's UVA Show
"Exactly. And why is it mushrooms that make you bigger?" Nice one, Bobby.
Starring
Eli Newell
Bobby Moynihan
Shannon O'Neill
Lennon Parham
Neil Casey
Thursday, October 16, 2008
Bobby Moynihan - In UCB TourCo: UVA Interview
UCB TourCo: UVA Interview
The UCBTourCo wahoos at UVA
Right. So they go around interviewing people and things.
Starring
Eli Newell
Shannon O'Neill
Bobby Moynihan
Lennon Parham
Neil Casey
The UCBTourCo wahoos at UVA
Right. So they go around interviewing people and things.
Starring
Eli Newell
Shannon O'Neill
Bobby Moynihan
Lennon Parham
Neil Casey
Wednesday, October 15, 2008
Bobby Moynihan - In UCB TourCo Reel
UCBTourCo Reel
The UCBTourCo Teaser Reel
This is improv - no script
Editor
Harry Terjanian
Starring
Eli Newell
Lennon Parham
Anthony King
Eugene Cordero
Bobby Moynihan
Zach Woods
Shannon O'Neill
Enjoy!
The UCBTourCo Teaser Reel
This is improv - no script
Editor
Harry Terjanian
Starring
Eli Newell
Lennon Parham
Anthony King
Eugene Cordero
Bobby Moynihan
Zach Woods
Shannon O'Neill
Enjoy!
Tuesday, October 14, 2008
Bobby Moynihan - Is Zoo, a Man Bear in Cabtastrophe
Cabtastrophe
In a post-apocalyptic New York, people still need cabs
What's his name? Zoo? He rides with Barker.
In a post-apocalyptic New York, people still need cabs
What's his name? Zoo? He rides with Barker.
Monday, October 13, 2008
Bobby Moynihan - Asks a question (Obama/McCain Debate)
Thursday Update: Show Open - Debate
Obama and McCain debate the issues; Featuring Bill Murray and Chris Parnell
Chris Parnell and Bill Murray makes alumni appearance. Current SNL players include Casey Wilson, Fred Armisen, Darrell Hammond, Bill Hader, Bobby Moynihan (Kenan Thompson and Andy Samberg in the background), Jason Sudeikis (Andy in the background again), Kristen Wiig, Andy Samberg! (as David Kip), Kenan Thompson.
Chris Parnell looks pleased that the audience remembers and appreciates him.
So some people have said that they don't think Fred's Obama impression is funny. I think the reason is that Fred concentrates so hard on getting the mannerism, that his Obama becomes the "straight man" that everyone else plays off of. He only makes fun of his stammering and the time it takes for him to answer anything and get anything out. It's a dry character that relies on the other characters to build any comedic moments. (The alien story gets close, but it's still about serious meandering.)
Andy Samberg in the background!!!
The wandering McCain is hilarious!!!
Nice Bill Murray appearance. It looks like they just handed him the card two minutes prior and said, "Here. Read this."
That ended hilarious with the simultaneous questions from Andy Samberg and Kenan and the simultaneous answers (and more hilarious wandering). Great opening to the show!!!
Obama and McCain debate the issues; Featuring Bill Murray and Chris Parnell
Chris Parnell and Bill Murray makes alumni appearance. Current SNL players include Casey Wilson, Fred Armisen, Darrell Hammond, Bill Hader, Bobby Moynihan (Kenan Thompson and Andy Samberg in the background), Jason Sudeikis (Andy in the background again), Kristen Wiig, Andy Samberg! (as David Kip), Kenan Thompson.
Chris Parnell looks pleased that the audience remembers and appreciates him.
So some people have said that they don't think Fred's Obama impression is funny. I think the reason is that Fred concentrates so hard on getting the mannerism, that his Obama becomes the "straight man" that everyone else plays off of. He only makes fun of his stammering and the time it takes for him to answer anything and get anything out. It's a dry character that relies on the other characters to build any comedic moments. (The alien story gets close, but it's still about serious meandering.)
Andy Samberg in the background!!!
The wandering McCain is hilarious!!!
Nice Bill Murray appearance. It looks like they just handed him the card two minutes prior and said, "Here. Read this."
That ended hilarious with the simultaneous questions from Andy Samberg and Kenan and the simultaneous answers (and more hilarious wandering). Great opening to the show!!!
Sunday, October 12, 2008
Bobby Moynihan - Another Kind of Monster: Part 4
A short film starring Matt Walsh, directed by Michael Bellino
An intensely intimate look at one of the most prolific and sexiest college professors of all time.
Director: Michael Bellino
Starring:
Matt Walsh
Bobby Moynihan
Michael Delaney
Stupies. LOL
Bobby Moynihan continues his interview.
Enjoy!
An intensely intimate look at one of the most prolific and sexiest college professors of all time.
Director: Michael Bellino
Starring:
Matt Walsh
Bobby Moynihan
Michael Delaney
Stupies. LOL
Bobby Moynihan continues his interview.
Enjoy!
Saturday, October 11, 2008
Bobby Moynihan - Another Kind of Monster: Part 3
A short film starring Matt Walsh, directed by Michael Bellino
An intensely intimate look at one of the most prolific and sexiest college professors of all time.
Bobby goes over the doctor's class schedule.
Enjoy!
Friday, October 10, 2008
Bobby Moynihan - Is one of These Guys!
Starring
Charlie Sanders
Eugene Cordero
Bobby Moynihan
Live at the 2007 Montreal Just for Laughs Festival
Enjoy!
Thursday, October 9, 2008
Bobby Moynihan - Is Professor Davenport in OJ Simpson Trial (Transcript)
Episode: James Franco / Kings of Leon
Bobby's first season, episode 2.
O.J. Simpson Jury Selection
Judge Jackie Glass.....Casey Wilson
O.J. Simpson.....Kenan Thompson
Gabriel Grasso.....Bill Hader
Juror #1.....Will Forte
Juror #2.....James Franco
Juror #3.....Fred Armisen
Juror #4.....Kristen Wiig
Professor Davenport.....Bobby Moynihan
Juror $5.....Andy Samberg
Juror #6.....Jason Sudeikis
Here's the transcript...
[ open on exterior, courthouse ]
[ SUPER: "Jury Selection, O.J. Simpson Robbery Trial, September 12, 2008" ]
[ sound effect: gavel banging ]
[ dissolve to interior, courtroom ]
Judge Jackie Glass: Now, Counselor! It -- it wasn't easy, but after a three-month search and thousands of interviews, we were finally able to collect twelve unbiased jurors. These men and women have NO knowledge of O.J. Simpson or the past events of his life.
Gabriel Grasso: Your Honor, I find that hard to believe. I'd like to question these potential jurors one last time.
[ O.J. pats him on the back as he rises ]
Judge Jackie Glass: Very well, Counselor.
Gabriel Grasso: Juror #1: how is it possible that you've "never" heard of O.J. Simpson?
Juror #1: Well, as I explained... I just awoke from a 22-year coma, and... was driven directly from the hospital to this courthouse.
Gabriel Grasso: [ smiles ] Very well! He's acceptable, Your Honor. [ she nods ]
Juror #1: Is there any way I can see my family?
Gabriel Grasso: After the trial. Juror #2: please state your name.
Juror #2: Uhhh... I can't remember... they told me I was in an accident...
Gabriel Grasso: Do you remember anything?
Juror #2: Yeah. I remember thinking... "Hey, it's hot out here... I'd better take off this hardhat to cool off..." And then there was a whooshing sound... like a box of wrenches falling through the air. Then, blackness... and when I woke up I was in this jury box.
Gabriel Grasso: So, you have no knowledge of O.J. Simpson?
Juror #2: [ alarmed ] Oh, my God!! Am I O.J. Simpson?!! Am I that horrible murderer?!!
Gabriel Grasso: Your Honor!!
Judge Jackie Glass: Juror #2, you're dismissed!
Juror #2: Seriously, though: AM I?!!!
Gabriel Grasso: [ annoyed ] NO! Juror #3: it says here that you were locked inside a bomb shelter from 1967 until this morning.
Juror #3: [ still dressed in 1967-era fashions ] That's correct.
Gabriel Grasso: Great! Now... have you ever heard of O.J. Simpson?
Juror #3: O.J. Simpson... wait! Yes, isn't he that running back from USC who won the Heisman Trophy?
[ O.J. waves a thumbs-up ]
Gabriel Grasso: He sure is!
Juror #3: [ cheerfully ] And he murdered that lady, right?
[ O.J. shrugs disappointedly ]
Gabriel Grasso: Come on!!! I thought you were in a bomb shelter?!
Juror #3: Well, yeah, but he's O.J.!
Judge Jackie Glass: Dismissed!
Gabriel Grasso: Alright. Juror #4?
[a woman with wild, frizzy hair responds by making weird grunting noises ]
Gabriel Grasso: [ confused ] Your Honor...?
[ a man seated behind Juror #4 rises. He brandishes a pipe in one hand. ]
Professor Davenport: Perhaps I can explain. My name is Professor Davenport, and I just discovered this woman in the Arctic tundra. She was raised by wolves and has no knowledge of human language or culture.
Gabriel Grasso: [ he smiles ] Excellent!
[ Juror #4 barks ferociously ]
Gabriel Grasso: Wait... what does that barking mean?
Professor Davenport: It means she smells a murderer.
O.J. Simpson: Ohhhh, man!
Judge Jackie Glass: Dismissed.
Gabriel Grasso: Juror #5, uh, where are you from, originally?
Juror #5: [ a space alien ] Zorbanos. It's a gaseous planet near the Hexadron Galaxy.
Gabriel Grasso: Have you ever visited Earth before?
Juror #5: No.
Gabriel Grasso: So, twenty minutes ago, you landed on the steps of this courthouse, and you entered the building without speaking to anyone?
Juror #5: Yes.
Gabriel Grasso: Perfect! Now, out of curiosity, why did you come to Earth?
Juror #5: I was sent here to stop O.J. Simpson from murdering those people. I'm not too late, am I?
Gabriel Grasso: Your Honor!
[ the man seated next to him, with long white hair, turns to face him ]
Juror #6: Hey, Space Dude, you're WAY too late! He did it, like, TEN years ago!
Gabriel Grasso: Hey! I -- I thought you were stranded on a desert island?
Juror #6: I was! But this book washed up on shore. [ he holds up a copy of "If I Did It" ]
O.J. Simpson: [ chuckling ] Hey, man! That's my book: "I Did It"!
Juror #6: [ looks at the cover ] Don't you mean, "IF I Did It"?
O.J. Simpson: Yeahhh, something like that.
Judge Jackie Glass: Alright, Counselor. We're adjourned. We'll try this again tomorrow.
[ she slams her gavel and closes the session ]
[ fade ]
From:
http://snltranscripts.jt.org/08/08boj.phtml
Enjoy!
Bobby's first season, episode 2.
O.J. Simpson Jury Selection
Judge Jackie Glass.....Casey Wilson
O.J. Simpson.....Kenan Thompson
Gabriel Grasso.....Bill Hader
Juror #1.....Will Forte
Juror #2.....James Franco
Juror #3.....Fred Armisen
Juror #4.....Kristen Wiig
Professor Davenport.....Bobby Moynihan
Juror $5.....Andy Samberg
Juror #6.....Jason Sudeikis
Here's the transcript...
[ open on exterior, courthouse ]
[ SUPER: "Jury Selection, O.J. Simpson Robbery Trial, September 12, 2008" ]
[ sound effect: gavel banging ]
[ dissolve to interior, courtroom ]
Judge Jackie Glass: Now, Counselor! It -- it wasn't easy, but after a three-month search and thousands of interviews, we were finally able to collect twelve unbiased jurors. These men and women have NO knowledge of O.J. Simpson or the past events of his life.
Gabriel Grasso: Your Honor, I find that hard to believe. I'd like to question these potential jurors one last time.
[ O.J. pats him on the back as he rises ]
Judge Jackie Glass: Very well, Counselor.
Gabriel Grasso: Juror #1: how is it possible that you've "never" heard of O.J. Simpson?
Juror #1: Well, as I explained... I just awoke from a 22-year coma, and... was driven directly from the hospital to this courthouse.
Gabriel Grasso: [ smiles ] Very well! He's acceptable, Your Honor. [ she nods ]
Juror #1: Is there any way I can see my family?
Gabriel Grasso: After the trial. Juror #2: please state your name.
Juror #2: Uhhh... I can't remember... they told me I was in an accident...
Gabriel Grasso: Do you remember anything?
Juror #2: Yeah. I remember thinking... "Hey, it's hot out here... I'd better take off this hardhat to cool off..." And then there was a whooshing sound... like a box of wrenches falling through the air. Then, blackness... and when I woke up I was in this jury box.
Gabriel Grasso: So, you have no knowledge of O.J. Simpson?
Juror #2: [ alarmed ] Oh, my God!! Am I O.J. Simpson?!! Am I that horrible murderer?!!
Gabriel Grasso: Your Honor!!
Judge Jackie Glass: Juror #2, you're dismissed!
Juror #2: Seriously, though: AM I?!!!
Gabriel Grasso: [ annoyed ] NO! Juror #3: it says here that you were locked inside a bomb shelter from 1967 until this morning.
Juror #3: [ still dressed in 1967-era fashions ] That's correct.
Gabriel Grasso: Great! Now... have you ever heard of O.J. Simpson?
Juror #3: O.J. Simpson... wait! Yes, isn't he that running back from USC who won the Heisman Trophy?
[ O.J. waves a thumbs-up ]
Gabriel Grasso: He sure is!
Juror #3: [ cheerfully ] And he murdered that lady, right?
[ O.J. shrugs disappointedly ]
Gabriel Grasso: Come on!!! I thought you were in a bomb shelter?!
Juror #3: Well, yeah, but he's O.J.!
Judge Jackie Glass: Dismissed!
Gabriel Grasso: Alright. Juror #4?
[a woman with wild, frizzy hair responds by making weird grunting noises ]
Gabriel Grasso: [ confused ] Your Honor...?
[ a man seated behind Juror #4 rises. He brandishes a pipe in one hand. ]
Professor Davenport: Perhaps I can explain. My name is Professor Davenport, and I just discovered this woman in the Arctic tundra. She was raised by wolves and has no knowledge of human language or culture.
Gabriel Grasso: [ he smiles ] Excellent!
[ Juror #4 barks ferociously ]
Gabriel Grasso: Wait... what does that barking mean?
Professor Davenport: It means she smells a murderer.
O.J. Simpson: Ohhhh, man!
Judge Jackie Glass: Dismissed.
Gabriel Grasso: Juror #5, uh, where are you from, originally?
Juror #5: [ a space alien ] Zorbanos. It's a gaseous planet near the Hexadron Galaxy.
Gabriel Grasso: Have you ever visited Earth before?
Juror #5: No.
Gabriel Grasso: So, twenty minutes ago, you landed on the steps of this courthouse, and you entered the building without speaking to anyone?
Juror #5: Yes.
Gabriel Grasso: Perfect! Now, out of curiosity, why did you come to Earth?
Juror #5: I was sent here to stop O.J. Simpson from murdering those people. I'm not too late, am I?
Gabriel Grasso: Your Honor!
[ the man seated next to him, with long white hair, turns to face him ]
Juror #6: Hey, Space Dude, you're WAY too late! He did it, like, TEN years ago!
Gabriel Grasso: Hey! I -- I thought you were stranded on a desert island?
Juror #6: I was! But this book washed up on shore. [ he holds up a copy of "If I Did It" ]
O.J. Simpson: [ chuckling ] Hey, man! That's my book: "I Did It"!
Juror #6: [ looks at the cover ] Don't you mean, "IF I Did It"?
O.J. Simpson: Yeahhh, something like that.
Judge Jackie Glass: Alright, Counselor. We're adjourned. We'll try this again tomorrow.
[ she slams her gavel and closes the session ]
[ fade ]
From:
http://snltranscripts.jt.org/08/08boj.phtml
Enjoy!
Wednesday, October 8, 2008
Bobby Moynihan - Another Kind of Monster: Part 2
A short film starring Matt Walsh, directed by Michael Bellino
Bobby Moynihan interviews the Metallica professor. Nice bit at the beginning where they argue about the computer.
Enjoy!
Tuesday, October 7, 2008
Bobby Moynihan - Learns about Mary Poppins' STD
Mary Poppins
Summary: When Michael (Bobby Moynihan) and Jane Banks (Casey Wilson) question the definition of "Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious", Mary Poppins (Anne Hathaway) obliquely allows that it's a sexually transmitted disease that affects the liver. Also featuring Bill Hader and Will Forte as the unfortunate souls.
Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious is fatal
My hunch is that Bobby Moynihan wrote this skit! We'll find out in a bit...
Hilarious! I love where this skit went! Did Bobby Moynihan write it? I see a lot more random cleverness relating to old media (Of Mice and Men, Mary Poppins, etc.) after he started. We'll dig into that on our Bobby Moynihan blog, www.BobbyMoynihan.Blogspot.com
Anne Hathaway sings very well!
Summary: When Michael (Bobby Moynihan) and Jane Banks (Casey Wilson) question the definition of "Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious", Mary Poppins (Anne Hathaway) obliquely allows that it's a sexually transmitted disease that affects the liver. Also featuring Bill Hader and Will Forte as the unfortunate souls.
Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious is fatal
My hunch is that Bobby Moynihan wrote this skit! We'll find out in a bit...
Hilarious! I love where this skit went! Did Bobby Moynihan write it? I see a lot more random cleverness relating to old media (Of Mice and Men, Mary Poppins, etc.) after he started. We'll dig into that on our Bobby Moynihan blog, www.BobbyMoynihan.Blogspot.com
Anne Hathaway sings very well!
Monday, October 6, 2008
Bobby Moynihan - Is Michael McCue, Economic Victm in "Bailout Press Conference"
C-Span Bailout Press Conference
Summary: House Speaker Nancy Pelosi (Kristen Wiig) holds President George W. Bush (Jason Sudeikis) accountable for the $700 billion that has affected hard-working slackers all across America.
Recurring Characters: President George W. Bush, Nancy Pelosi, Barney Frank.
Washington approves the bailout package
Bobby is on from 4:35 left to 3:30 left.
Bobby is a victim to banks' stupid policies not working out. =^)
This one was a funnier take on the Bailout than the Update bit with Jason. Kristen's looks are great!
SNL is trying again with their third George W Bush impression, as they switch from Will Forte to Jason Sudeikis. They made a good move to Jason, but Will Ferrell will always own the George W Bush impression (SNL is implying that they're bringing Will Ferrell back to the role on November 3rd on Weekend Update Thursdays.
Of course, I think Fred Armisen's Frank takes the cake here. Any character that can be taken close to incoherency is going to be magic.
SNL's biting commentary is always great!
Kristen walks away from the microphone and continues talking with no volume difference. =^)
Anne Hathaway is hilarious!!! She and Bill Hader knocked it out of the park!
Enjoy!
Summary: House Speaker Nancy Pelosi (Kristen Wiig) holds President George W. Bush (Jason Sudeikis) accountable for the $700 billion that has affected hard-working slackers all across America.
Recurring Characters: President George W. Bush, Nancy Pelosi, Barney Frank.
Washington approves the bailout package
Bobby is on from 4:35 left to 3:30 left.
Bobby is a victim to banks' stupid policies not working out. =^)
This one was a funnier take on the Bailout than the Update bit with Jason. Kristen's looks are great!
SNL is trying again with their third George W Bush impression, as they switch from Will Forte to Jason Sudeikis. They made a good move to Jason, but Will Ferrell will always own the George W Bush impression (SNL is implying that they're bringing Will Ferrell back to the role on November 3rd on Weekend Update Thursdays.
Of course, I think Fred Armisen's Frank takes the cake here. Any character that can be taken close to incoherency is going to be magic.
SNL's biting commentary is always great!
Kristen walks away from the microphone and continues talking with no volume difference. =^)
Anne Hathaway is hilarious!!! She and Bill Hader knocked it out of the park!
Enjoy!
Sunday, October 5, 2008
Bobby Moynihan - Is Michael Marko in Another Kind of Monster: Part 1
A short film starring Matt Walsh, directed by Michael Bellino
An intensely intimate look at one of the most prolific and sexiest college professors of all time.
Director: Michael Bellino
Starring:
Matt Walsh
Bobby Moynihan
Bobby Moynihan narrates this video. It's a mockumentary, but with some actual factoids thrown in. Interesting stuff!
Enjoy!
Saturday, October 4, 2008
Bobby Moynihan - Is a jerk in Awkward Boy
The Most Awkward Boy in the World Takes the Subway.
Director: Nick Paley
Writer: Chris Gethard
Starring:
Zach Woods
Bobby Moynihan
Producer: Weldon Powers
Funny, I would have titled this one, "A jerk picks on a guy."
Enjoy!
Director: Nick Paley
Writer: Chris Gethard
Starring:
Zach Woods
Bobby Moynihan
Producer: Weldon Powers
Funny, I would have titled this one, "A jerk picks on a guy."
Enjoy!
Friday, October 3, 2008
Why are we doing a Bobby Moynihan blog?
While we weren't huge fans of his Pepper (Uno's) skit, it still took a lot for him to get a lead skit in his very first episode, the crowd enjoyed the skit thoroughly, and we've had several fans on our Andy Samberg blog: www.andysamberg.com.
Then, in his second episode, Bobby was the lead in the Of Mice and Men skit, and that's what did it for us and made us realize his genious. He went from a gay waiter who likes pepper in the first episode to a witty turn as Lenny who gets lied to in the second episode. Bobby Moynihan has something special, and we're sure he'll go on to great things. He's exactly what SNL needs right now. They need someone who can come in and do some clever characters. He's no Will Ferrell, but if he keeps it up, he might fill the "character" gap that's been missing on SNL since Will Ferrell owned it (with support from Molly, Cheri, and Chris Katan).
Enjoy!
Then, in his second episode, Bobby was the lead in the Of Mice and Men skit, and that's what did it for us and made us realize his genious. He went from a gay waiter who likes pepper in the first episode to a witty turn as Lenny who gets lied to in the second episode. Bobby Moynihan has something special, and we're sure he'll go on to great things. He's exactly what SNL needs right now. They need someone who can come in and do some clever characters. He's no Will Ferrell, but if he keeps it up, he might fill the "character" gap that's been missing on SNL since Will Ferrell owned it (with support from Molly, Cheri, and Chris Katan).
Enjoy!
Thursday, October 2, 2008
Bobby Moynihan - Is introduced by Andy Samberg and Fred Armisen
SNL Backstage: Bobby Moynihan
Fred and Andy present new cast member, Bobby Moynihan!
Andy Samberg and Fred Armisen get Bobby's name wrong... Flannigan. Bobby plays off of it well.
Amy Poehler walks by. Fred can't help but laugh at Andy's antics.
This was apparently filmed right before the "Good night" at the end of the last episode. There are some really good shots of the Good Night here, with Anna Farris and the SNL crew.
Enjoy!
Fred and Andy present new cast member, Bobby Moynihan!
Andy Samberg and Fred Armisen get Bobby's name wrong... Flannigan. Bobby plays off of it well.
Amy Poehler walks by. Fred can't help but laugh at Andy's antics.
This was apparently filmed right before the "Good night" at the end of the last episode. There are some really good shots of the Good Night here, with Anna Farris and the SNL crew.
Enjoy!
Wednesday, October 1, 2008
Bobby Moynihan - In Vaudeville Slap Factory
Eugene, Bobby, and Charlie show you how to believe in yourselves! with David Cross!
Starring:
Eugene Cordero
Bobby Moynihan
Charlie Sanders
Enjoy!
Starring:
Eugene Cordero
Bobby Moynihan
Charlie Sanders
Enjoy!
Tuesday, September 30, 2008
Bobby Moynihan - Is Simply Victor!!!
Bobby Moynihan - Is Simply Victor!!!
Simply Victor performs at America's Best Comic during the 2008 Del Close Marathon
Enjoy!
Simply Victor performs at America's Best Comic during the 2008 Del Close Marathon
Enjoy!
Monday, September 29, 2008
Bobby Moynihan: Is Steven in The New York Times - Transcript
Episode: James Franco / Kings of Leon
The New York Times
Written by: Jim Downey
Peter Connolly, Assignment Editor.....James Franco
Tandalaya.....Kristen Wiig
Steven.....Bobby Moynihan
James.....Kenan Thompson
Queens Gillespie.....Darrell Hammond
Ted Boucher.....Jason Sudeikis
Ari Schenckman.....Andy Samberg
Indian Guy.....??
Karl Marx.....Fred Armisen
Victorine Kopelman-D'Angelo.....Casey Wilson
Eric Nyman.....Will Forte
Howland Gwathmey Moss V.....Bill Hader
[ open on exterior, The New York Times, September 8, 2008 ]
Alright, alright, everybody!
[ dissolve to interior office during staff meeting with Peter Connolly, who stands at podium ]
Assignment Editor: I'd like to begin. In case some of us haven't met, I'm Peter Connolly, the assignment editor of the New York Times. Now... you all know why you're here. Yuo are, quite simply, the fifty BEST investigative reporters in journalism today. And with the selection of Governor Sarah Palin, we've got a Vice-Presidential candidate who needs a LOT of investigating!
Tandalaya: [ raising her hand ] I'd like to know if she's ever been a member of a golf club that doesn't admit women... oh, wait, that doesn't make sense.
Assignment Editor: That's quite all right, Tandalaya. [ sees Steven raise his hand ] Uh, yes -- Steven.
Steven: Uhhh -- what about the husband? You KNOW he’s doing those daughters! [ he chuckles ignorantly ] I mean, come on! It’s Alaska!
Assignment Editor: He very well could be. Admittedly, there is no evidence of that, but, on the other hand, there is no convincing evidence to the contrary. And these are just some of the lingering questions about Governor Palin. That's why, in a few days, ALL fifty of you are going to Alaska!
[ the group of reporters clap, except for James, who raises his hand ]
James: Yeah. Do you need me for this? I mean, I'm kind of still working on that sub-prime mortgage piece.
Assignment Editor: James, that piece can wait. Trust me, Lehman Brothers isn't going anywhere! [ he continues ] Now... I know that none of you have ever BEEN to Alaska. In place, most of you have never been ANY place except Manhattan Island, Los Angeles, and Sag Harbor.
Queens Gillespie: I fell asleep on the A train once. Ended up in Queens.
Assignment Editor: Uh, yes. I've heard that story --
Queens Gillespie: That's why everyone here calls me "Queens". "Queens" Gillespie.
Assignment Editor: Indeed. Indeed. Now... if we're gonna operate in alaska, under the radar -- incognito, so to speak -- you'll have to become familiar with its culture and customs. [ acknowledges Ted Boucher at his side ] Now, this is Ted Boucher. In 1988, he spent the summer as a reporter with the Anchorage Daily News. So he knows more about Alaska than ANYONE at the Times has ever HEARD of! Over the next five days, he'll teach you ALL you need to know to pass... as a local! Ted?
Ted Boucher: Thank you, Peter. Why don't we go around the room really quick, and you can all tell me your names.
Ari Schenckman: Ari Schenckman.
Ted Boucher: Mmm-hmm.
Indian Guy: ???
Ted Boucher: Okay.
Karl Marx: Karl Marx.
Ted Boucher: Really? [ he laughs ] Alright.
Victorine Kopelman-D'Angelo: Victorine Kopelman-D'Angelo.
Ted Boucher: Wow! That's a mouthful! [ he laughs ] In Alaska, I would go with... Vicky D'Angelo.
Victorine Kopelman-D'Angelo: [ smugly ] In New York, I would sue you for sexual harrassment.
Assignment Editor: Ah, she's not kidding. She sued me... [ silent whisper ] three times.
Ted Boucher: Okay. Alright, alright, uhhh -- okay, we'll, I'm sure you'll all blend right in! Now, uh, let's talk about the state itself, alright? The first thing you need to know is that Alaska is very, very big. [ Queens Gillespie raises his hand ] Yes?
Queens Gillespie: Bigger than Queens?
Ted Boucher: Yes. It is.
[ everyone murmers ]
Ted Boucher: Yes, the transportation is really important. Now, is there anyone here who canNOT drive a stickshift?
[ everyone raises their hand ]
Ted Boucher: Okay, okay -- alright, alright, that's not a problem -- okay, now does anyone here NOT have a driver's license?
[ everyone raises their hand ]
Ted Boucher: Really? Oh boy, okay! I'm, uh -- I'm curious. How did you all plan on getting around?
[ everyone raises their hand ]
Ted Boucher: 'Cause if it was by taxi... there aren't any.
[ everyone lowers their hand ]
Ted Boucher: Alright, I see. Okay... that makes sense. [ Eric Nyman raises his hand ] Yes?
Eric Nyman: Yeah. I noticed you haven't yet said anything polar bear attacks? Uh, is there a certain time of day when such attacks are most frequent? And, how do ordinary alaskans deal with polar bear attacks in their daily lives?
Ted Boucher: Okay, uh -- well, you don't have to worry about polar bears, they're all the way on the Arctic slope. So the only place you'll see one is the zoo! [ he laughs ] Now, can anyone tell me what this is? [ he holds up a picture of a shotgun, as Victorine raises her hand ] Yes?
Victorine Kopelman-D'Angelo: A... revolver?
Ted Boucher: Uh -- no... no.
Ari Schenckman: Uh -- a semi-authomatic assault weapon.
Ted Boucher: No.
Howland Gwathmey Moss V: I believe the precise technical term would be a .357 Magnum -- more commonly, a "zip" gun, or a Derringer!
Ted Boucher: [ incredulous ] No! No, it isn't.
Howland Gwathmey Moss V: [ arrogantly ] Really?
Ted Boucher: [ he nods ] It's a shotgun!
Howland Gwathmey Moss V: I'm not altogether certain that's correct!
Ted Boucher: Yes, it is.
Eric Nyman: Question!
Ted Boucher: Yes?
Eric Nyman: Exactly how secure are Alaskan zoos? Uh, specifically with regard to polar bear escapes? And, does the state of Alaska maintain a special hotline number for this type of situation?
Ted Boucher: Alright, you're NOT going to be attacked by a ploar bear, okay? I mean, you're, uh -- you're more likely to get struck by lightning! [ he laughs ] Yes?
Karl Marx: Yeah. Neither of my therapists allow me to call them at home after midnight. So, because of the four-hour time difference, I'm gonna need a referral for at least TWO local psychiatrists in Alaska -- maybe more.
Ted Boucher: Uh -- uh -- alright, well, that might not be possible. As I understand it, there's only one licensed psychoanalyst in the entire state.
Karl Marx: [ freaking out ] WHAT?!
Ted Boucher: Yeah, I believe that's -- that's the case.
[ Karl Marx hyperventilates ]
Assignment Editor: Everyone! In light of this situation, if there is any reporter here who feels they cannot commit to six weeks in Alaska, I would certainly understand.
[ a great majority of the reporters exit the room ]
Assignment Editor: Uh --
Ted Boucher: Oh, boy...
Assignment Editor: Uh -- uh -- I -- I -- I didn't know.
Ted Boucher: Okay. Alright. Okay. Hey! Uh, who can tell me what this is? [ holds up a picture of a snowmobile ] Anybody know?
Ari Schenckman: Is it some kind of baptizing machine?
Ted Boucher: [ alarmed by this guess ] No! [ he nods to Victorine ]
Victorine Kopelman-D'Angelo: Could it... be... a crucifix?
Ted Boucher: Nooo.
Indian Guy: Is it a... semi-automatic assault weapon?
Ted Boucher: No.
Howland Gwathmey Moss V: I believe what we're looking at is a "Nordic Track". Possibly a prototype of an early-generation model, such as the A-5!
Ted Boucher: [ he shakes his head ] No, it's not. It's what's called a SNOWMOBILE! But, in Alaska, it's called a snowmachine.
Howland Gwathmey Moss V: [ he nods thoughtfully ] It's possible. You could be right.
Ted Boucher: [ he crinkles his eyebrows, then nods to Steven ] Yes?
Steven: Uh -- as a person whose gender is currently in transition, I was wondering... wondering if Alaska has any public facilities catering to pre-op transsexuals?
Ted Boucher: Uhhh -- boy, I, uh -- you know, no, I can't say for sure, uhhh -- but, if I had to guess, I would guess that it... does NOT! Okay...
Assignment Editor: Uh -- uh -- and, again: if you, or any other reporter feels this might present an undue hardship, we would, of course, understand.
[ a great majority of the remaining reporters exit the room ]
Ted Boucher: Uhhhh -- that's a shocker.
Assignment Editor: [ as an exiting reporters motions to him ] Uh, no -- no apologies necessary.
[ Eric Nyman raises his hand ]
Ted Boucher: Uhhh -- you have a question?
Eric Nyman: I do.
Ted Boucher: Is it about polar bears?
Eric Nyman: In an indirect way, yes.
Ted Boucher: Go ahead.
Eric Nyman: Let's suppose, for the sake of argument, a polar bear were to make its way from the wild to downtown Anchorage and into my room at the EconoLodge.
Ted Boucher: Hmm... and why would it do this?
Eric Nyman: Well, you know, what if it followed the scent of my Thai delivery food?
Ted Boucher: Okay! Alright! Well, you'll be relieved to know that, in Alaska, there IS no Thai delivery.
[ Ari Schenckman and James look at each other, then casually exit the room, leaving only WIF, Victorine, and BIH ]
Assignment Editor: That is alright. [ to the remaining three ] Okay, uh -- how about you three? Are you still on board?
Howland Gwathmey Moss V: [ as they all nod yes ] We are if you are, Boss!
[ cut to graphic card of Victorine Kopelman-D'Angelo: ]
Narrator: [ with SUPER ] Victorine Kopelman-D'Angelo successfully sued the town of Denali, Alaska for seventy million dollars, when in the course of her investigation into Governor Palin's childhood membership in 4-H, a local school board member called her "Sweetie."
[ cut to graphic card of Eric Nyman: ]
Narrator: [ with SUPER ] On his second day in Alaska, Eric Nyman was attacked and killed by a polar bear. Moments later, his mangled remains were struck by lightning.
[ cut to graphic card of Howland Gwathmey Moss V: ]
Narrator: [ with SUPER ] In 2009, Howland Gwathmey Moss V was awarded the Pulitzer Prize for his Times series on unproven, yet un-disproven incest in the Palin family. Sadly, he was to die 3 months later, run over by a snow machine, driven by a polar bear.
[ dissolve to page from the New York Times, with large headline: "In a Small Alaska Town, Doubts Still Linger", and smaller headline: "While No Direct Evidence of Incest in Palin Family Emerges, Counter Evidence Remains Agonizingly Elusive" ]
[ fade ]
The New York Times
Written by: Jim Downey
Peter Connolly, Assignment Editor.....James Franco
Tandalaya.....Kristen Wiig
Steven.....Bobby Moynihan
James.....Kenan Thompson
Queens Gillespie.....Darrell Hammond
Ted Boucher.....Jason Sudeikis
Ari Schenckman.....Andy Samberg
Indian Guy.....??
Karl Marx.....Fred Armisen
Victorine Kopelman-D'Angelo.....Casey Wilson
Eric Nyman.....Will Forte
Howland Gwathmey Moss V.....Bill Hader
[ open on exterior, The New York Times, September 8, 2008 ]
Alright, alright, everybody!
[ dissolve to interior office during staff meeting with Peter Connolly, who stands at podium ]
Assignment Editor: I'd like to begin. In case some of us haven't met, I'm Peter Connolly, the assignment editor of the New York Times. Now... you all know why you're here. Yuo are, quite simply, the fifty BEST investigative reporters in journalism today. And with the selection of Governor Sarah Palin, we've got a Vice-Presidential candidate who needs a LOT of investigating!
Tandalaya: [ raising her hand ] I'd like to know if she's ever been a member of a golf club that doesn't admit women... oh, wait, that doesn't make sense.
Assignment Editor: That's quite all right, Tandalaya. [ sees Steven raise his hand ] Uh, yes -- Steven.
Steven: Uhhh -- what about the husband? You KNOW he’s doing those daughters! [ he chuckles ignorantly ] I mean, come on! It’s Alaska!
Assignment Editor: He very well could be. Admittedly, there is no evidence of that, but, on the other hand, there is no convincing evidence to the contrary. And these are just some of the lingering questions about Governor Palin. That's why, in a few days, ALL fifty of you are going to Alaska!
[ the group of reporters clap, except for James, who raises his hand ]
James: Yeah. Do you need me for this? I mean, I'm kind of still working on that sub-prime mortgage piece.
Assignment Editor: James, that piece can wait. Trust me, Lehman Brothers isn't going anywhere! [ he continues ] Now... I know that none of you have ever BEEN to Alaska. In place, most of you have never been ANY place except Manhattan Island, Los Angeles, and Sag Harbor.
Queens Gillespie: I fell asleep on the A train once. Ended up in Queens.
Assignment Editor: Uh, yes. I've heard that story --
Queens Gillespie: That's why everyone here calls me "Queens". "Queens" Gillespie.
Assignment Editor: Indeed. Indeed. Now... if we're gonna operate in alaska, under the radar -- incognito, so to speak -- you'll have to become familiar with its culture and customs. [ acknowledges Ted Boucher at his side ] Now, this is Ted Boucher. In 1988, he spent the summer as a reporter with the Anchorage Daily News. So he knows more about Alaska than ANYONE at the Times has ever HEARD of! Over the next five days, he'll teach you ALL you need to know to pass... as a local! Ted?
Ted Boucher: Thank you, Peter. Why don't we go around the room really quick, and you can all tell me your names.
Ari Schenckman: Ari Schenckman.
Ted Boucher: Mmm-hmm.
Indian Guy: ???
Ted Boucher: Okay.
Karl Marx: Karl Marx.
Ted Boucher: Really? [ he laughs ] Alright.
Victorine Kopelman-D'Angelo: Victorine Kopelman-D'Angelo.
Ted Boucher: Wow! That's a mouthful! [ he laughs ] In Alaska, I would go with... Vicky D'Angelo.
Victorine Kopelman-D'Angelo: [ smugly ] In New York, I would sue you for sexual harrassment.
Assignment Editor: Ah, she's not kidding. She sued me... [ silent whisper ] three times.
Ted Boucher: Okay. Alright, alright, uhhh -- okay, we'll, I'm sure you'll all blend right in! Now, uh, let's talk about the state itself, alright? The first thing you need to know is that Alaska is very, very big. [ Queens Gillespie raises his hand ] Yes?
Queens Gillespie: Bigger than Queens?
Ted Boucher: Yes. It is.
[ everyone murmers ]
Ted Boucher: Yes, the transportation is really important. Now, is there anyone here who canNOT drive a stickshift?
[ everyone raises their hand ]
Ted Boucher: Okay, okay -- alright, alright, that's not a problem -- okay, now does anyone here NOT have a driver's license?
[ everyone raises their hand ]
Ted Boucher: Really? Oh boy, okay! I'm, uh -- I'm curious. How did you all plan on getting around?
[ everyone raises their hand ]
Ted Boucher: 'Cause if it was by taxi... there aren't any.
[ everyone lowers their hand ]
Ted Boucher: Alright, I see. Okay... that makes sense. [ Eric Nyman raises his hand ] Yes?
Eric Nyman: Yeah. I noticed you haven't yet said anything polar bear attacks? Uh, is there a certain time of day when such attacks are most frequent? And, how do ordinary alaskans deal with polar bear attacks in their daily lives?
Ted Boucher: Okay, uh -- well, you don't have to worry about polar bears, they're all the way on the Arctic slope. So the only place you'll see one is the zoo! [ he laughs ] Now, can anyone tell me what this is? [ he holds up a picture of a shotgun, as Victorine raises her hand ] Yes?
Victorine Kopelman-D'Angelo: A... revolver?
Ted Boucher: Uh -- no... no.
Ari Schenckman: Uh -- a semi-authomatic assault weapon.
Ted Boucher: No.
Howland Gwathmey Moss V: I believe the precise technical term would be a .357 Magnum -- more commonly, a "zip" gun, or a Derringer!
Ted Boucher: [ incredulous ] No! No, it isn't.
Howland Gwathmey Moss V: [ arrogantly ] Really?
Ted Boucher: [ he nods ] It's a shotgun!
Howland Gwathmey Moss V: I'm not altogether certain that's correct!
Ted Boucher: Yes, it is.
Eric Nyman: Question!
Ted Boucher: Yes?
Eric Nyman: Exactly how secure are Alaskan zoos? Uh, specifically with regard to polar bear escapes? And, does the state of Alaska maintain a special hotline number for this type of situation?
Ted Boucher: Alright, you're NOT going to be attacked by a ploar bear, okay? I mean, you're, uh -- you're more likely to get struck by lightning! [ he laughs ] Yes?
Karl Marx: Yeah. Neither of my therapists allow me to call them at home after midnight. So, because of the four-hour time difference, I'm gonna need a referral for at least TWO local psychiatrists in Alaska -- maybe more.
Ted Boucher: Uh -- uh -- alright, well, that might not be possible. As I understand it, there's only one licensed psychoanalyst in the entire state.
Karl Marx: [ freaking out ] WHAT?!
Ted Boucher: Yeah, I believe that's -- that's the case.
[ Karl Marx hyperventilates ]
Assignment Editor: Everyone! In light of this situation, if there is any reporter here who feels they cannot commit to six weeks in Alaska, I would certainly understand.
[ a great majority of the reporters exit the room ]
Assignment Editor: Uh --
Ted Boucher: Oh, boy...
Assignment Editor: Uh -- uh -- I -- I -- I didn't know.
Ted Boucher: Okay. Alright. Okay. Hey! Uh, who can tell me what this is? [ holds up a picture of a snowmobile ] Anybody know?
Ari Schenckman: Is it some kind of baptizing machine?
Ted Boucher: [ alarmed by this guess ] No! [ he nods to Victorine ]
Victorine Kopelman-D'Angelo: Could it... be... a crucifix?
Ted Boucher: Nooo.
Indian Guy: Is it a... semi-automatic assault weapon?
Ted Boucher: No.
Howland Gwathmey Moss V: I believe what we're looking at is a "Nordic Track". Possibly a prototype of an early-generation model, such as the A-5!
Ted Boucher: [ he shakes his head ] No, it's not. It's what's called a SNOWMOBILE! But, in Alaska, it's called a snowmachine.
Howland Gwathmey Moss V: [ he nods thoughtfully ] It's possible. You could be right.
Ted Boucher: [ he crinkles his eyebrows, then nods to Steven ] Yes?
Steven: Uh -- as a person whose gender is currently in transition, I was wondering... wondering if Alaska has any public facilities catering to pre-op transsexuals?
Ted Boucher: Uhhh -- boy, I, uh -- you know, no, I can't say for sure, uhhh -- but, if I had to guess, I would guess that it... does NOT! Okay...
Assignment Editor: Uh -- uh -- and, again: if you, or any other reporter feels this might present an undue hardship, we would, of course, understand.
[ a great majority of the remaining reporters exit the room ]
Ted Boucher: Uhhhh -- that's a shocker.
Assignment Editor: [ as an exiting reporters motions to him ] Uh, no -- no apologies necessary.
[ Eric Nyman raises his hand ]
Ted Boucher: Uhhh -- you have a question?
Eric Nyman: I do.
Ted Boucher: Is it about polar bears?
Eric Nyman: In an indirect way, yes.
Ted Boucher: Go ahead.
Eric Nyman: Let's suppose, for the sake of argument, a polar bear were to make its way from the wild to downtown Anchorage and into my room at the EconoLodge.
Ted Boucher: Hmm... and why would it do this?
Eric Nyman: Well, you know, what if it followed the scent of my Thai delivery food?
Ted Boucher: Okay! Alright! Well, you'll be relieved to know that, in Alaska, there IS no Thai delivery.
[ Ari Schenckman and James look at each other, then casually exit the room, leaving only WIF, Victorine, and BIH ]
Assignment Editor: That is alright. [ to the remaining three ] Okay, uh -- how about you three? Are you still on board?
Howland Gwathmey Moss V: [ as they all nod yes ] We are if you are, Boss!
[ cut to graphic card of Victorine Kopelman-D'Angelo: ]
Narrator: [ with SUPER ] Victorine Kopelman-D'Angelo successfully sued the town of Denali, Alaska for seventy million dollars, when in the course of her investigation into Governor Palin's childhood membership in 4-H, a local school board member called her "Sweetie."
[ cut to graphic card of Eric Nyman: ]
Narrator: [ with SUPER ] On his second day in Alaska, Eric Nyman was attacked and killed by a polar bear. Moments later, his mangled remains were struck by lightning.
[ cut to graphic card of Howland Gwathmey Moss V: ]
Narrator: [ with SUPER ] In 2009, Howland Gwathmey Moss V was awarded the Pulitzer Prize for his Times series on unproven, yet un-disproven incest in the Palin family. Sadly, he was to die 3 months later, run over by a snow machine, driven by a polar bear.
[ dissolve to page from the New York Times, with large headline: "In a Small Alaska Town, Doubts Still Linger", and smaller headline: "While No Direct Evidence of Incest in Palin Family Emerges, Counter Evidence Remains Agonizingly Elusive" ]
[ fade ]
Saturday, September 27, 2008
Bobby Moynihan - In The Incredible Drunk!!!
Bobby Moynihan - In The Incredible Drunk!!!
For fans of the original Incredible Hulk TV series and recovering alcoholics.
It's a Hulk parody. It's UCB Comedy.
Part of his work for the Upright Citizn's Brigade.
"I should hire my hand to slap your face!" =^)
Enjoy!
For fans of the original Incredible Hulk TV series and recovering alcoholics.
It's a Hulk parody. It's UCB Comedy.
Part of his work for the Upright Citizn's Brigade.
"I should hire my hand to slap your face!" =^)
Enjoy!
Friday, September 26, 2008
Bobby Moynihan - Is a Cop (Jar Glove)
Jar Glove
The product that offers a more viable solution for opening a jar that doesn't involve accidental homicide. There's got to be a better way.
Transcript:
http://snltranscripts.jt.org/08/08ajar.phtml
Bobby Moynihan plays a cop along side Fred Armisen in this Kristen Wiig commercial for Jar Glove.
This was Bobby's first episode ever on Saturday Night Live.
Enjoy!
The product that offers a more viable solution for opening a jar that doesn't involve accidental homicide. There's got to be a better way.
Transcript:
http://snltranscripts.jt.org/08/08ajar.phtml
Bobby Moynihan plays a cop along side Fred Armisen in this Kristen Wiig commercial for Jar Glove.
This was Bobby's first episode ever on Saturday Night Live.
Enjoy!
Thursday, September 25, 2008
Bobby Moynihan - Is Professor Davenport and discovers Wolf Girl (OJ Simpson Jury)
O.J. Simpson Jury Selection
Summary: In an attempt to ensure an unbiased jury pool, O.J. Simpson's (Kenan Thompson) lawyer (Bill Hader) interviews coma victims, aliens, etc.
Recurring Characters: O.J. Simpson.
Bobby Moynihan plays professor Davenport. He discovered Kristen Wiig's wolf girl in the Arctic tundra.
Enjoy!
Summary: In an attempt to ensure an unbiased jury pool, O.J. Simpson's (Kenan Thompson) lawyer (Bill Hader) interviews coma victims, aliens, etc.
Recurring Characters: O.J. Simpson.
Bobby Moynihan plays professor Davenport. He discovered Kristen Wiig's wolf girl in the Arctic tundra.
Enjoy!
Wednesday, September 24, 2008
Bobby Moynihan - Is the waiter, Mark Payne (Uno's)
Uno's
Summary: Mark Payne (Bobby Moynihan) waits on a couple (Michael Phelps, Amy Poehler).
Do you think Bobby's gay character is funny, or just annoying? Does his "pepper" win you over?
Summary: Mark Payne (Bobby Moynihan) waits on a couple (Michael Phelps, Amy Poehler).
Do you think Bobby's gay character is funny, or just annoying? Does his "pepper" win you over?
Tuesday, September 23, 2008
Bobby Moynihan - Is Lenny from Of Mice and Men
Of Mice and Men
Summary: In an alternate ending to the classic John Steinbeck story, Lennie (Bobby Moynihan) is outraged to discover that George (James Franco) has been sugarcoating reality in order to protect him.
Bobby pulls out his gay Lenny. This is pretty funny. I love the twist at the end where Lenny all of a sudden starts learning.
In the movie, Of Mice and Men, Lenny was played by John Malkovich. George was played by Gary Senise.
Summary: In an alternate ending to the classic John Steinbeck story, Lennie (Bobby Moynihan) is outraged to discover that George (James Franco) has been sugarcoating reality in order to protect him.
Bobby pulls out his gay Lenny. This is pretty funny. I love the twist at the end where Lenny all of a sudden starts learning.
In the movie, Of Mice and Men, Lenny was played by John Malkovich. George was played by Gary Senise.
Monday, September 22, 2008
New SNL Player - Bobby Moynihan
Bobby Moynihan
Wiki-introduction:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bobby_Moynihan
Bobby Moynihan (born January 31, 1977) is an American actor and comedian who joined the cast of Saturday Night Live for its 34th season.[1]
In summer 2008, Moynihan had a supported role in the popular web-series The Line, an online video project funded by Lorne Michaels' production company, directed by SNL head writer Seth Meyers, and starring SNL cast members Bill Hader and Jason Sudeikis. He is a regular improv/sketch actor at New York City's popular Upright Citizens Brigade Theater and on many Sunday nights he can be found improvising with fellow SNL alumni (such as UCB Theater co-founder Amy Poehler) in the theater's long-running hit improv show ASSSSCAT 3000. In years past, he submitted scripts to SNL with his comedy writing partner Charlie Sanders. Prior to joining SNL he was a sketch regular on Late Night with Conan O'Brien and a contributing writer on MTV's Human Giant.
Moynihan is now the fifth SNL castmember to be born after the show's premiere in 1975. The other castmembers who hold this distinction are Kenan Thompson, Bill Hader, Andy Samberg (all born in 1978), and Casey Wilson (born in 1980).
Bobby is a graduate of the B.F.A. Acting program at the University of Connecticut. He has been seen in such shows as Secret Slut, Tick. Tick. Tick., Sith in the City, Wake up with Buff Trumuscle, Sketch Cram, The Dogs of St. Christopher, Real Real World, Five Dudes, Asssscat and Showgirls at the Upright Citizens Brigade Theatre. Bobby is a proud member of the UCB house team The Stepfathers. Bobby was also a member of the harold teams, The Shoves and Police Chief Rumble. PCR won the 2003 ECNY award for best sketch group, for their work on A Piece of - Pie. Bobby was also a co-founder of the sketch group Buffoons with Charlie Sanders and Eugene Cordero. Bobby is also a writer and performer for the UCB Touring Company. Bobby can be seen on any computer at youtube.com in the short films, Bro Rape (by Derrick) and Other Music (by Human Giant). Bobby has also been seen on VH1's Heartbreakers Hall of Shame, I Love the 30's and I Love the Middle Ages for Comedy Central, Law and Order: SVU and as the voice of Rabbit on Fuse's Empire Square. Bobby has been seen on Late Night with Conan O'Brien and also recently had a blast touring with Horatio Sanz' Kings of Improv Tour. Word.
From:
http://www.ucbcomedy.com/talent/view/26
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Bobby Moynihan, the new player on SNL.
- TAE
Wiki-introduction:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bobby_Moynihan
Bobby Moynihan (born January 31, 1977) is an American actor and comedian who joined the cast of Saturday Night Live for its 34th season.[1]
In summer 2008, Moynihan had a supported role in the popular web-series The Line, an online video project funded by Lorne Michaels' production company, directed by SNL head writer Seth Meyers, and starring SNL cast members Bill Hader and Jason Sudeikis. He is a regular improv/sketch actor at New York City's popular Upright Citizens Brigade Theater and on many Sunday nights he can be found improvising with fellow SNL alumni (such as UCB Theater co-founder Amy Poehler) in the theater's long-running hit improv show ASSSSCAT 3000. In years past, he submitted scripts to SNL with his comedy writing partner Charlie Sanders. Prior to joining SNL he was a sketch regular on Late Night with Conan O'Brien and a contributing writer on MTV's Human Giant.
Moynihan is now the fifth SNL castmember to be born after the show's premiere in 1975. The other castmembers who hold this distinction are Kenan Thompson, Bill Hader, Andy Samberg (all born in 1978), and Casey Wilson (born in 1980).
Bobby is a graduate of the B.F.A. Acting program at the University of Connecticut. He has been seen in such shows as Secret Slut, Tick. Tick. Tick., Sith in the City, Wake up with Buff Trumuscle, Sketch Cram, The Dogs of St. Christopher, Real Real World, Five Dudes, Asssscat and Showgirls at the Upright Citizens Brigade Theatre. Bobby is a proud member of the UCB house team The Stepfathers. Bobby was also a member of the harold teams, The Shoves and Police Chief Rumble. PCR won the 2003 ECNY award for best sketch group, for their work on A Piece of - Pie. Bobby was also a co-founder of the sketch group Buffoons with Charlie Sanders and Eugene Cordero. Bobby is also a writer and performer for the UCB Touring Company. Bobby can be seen on any computer at youtube.com in the short films, Bro Rape (by Derrick) and Other Music (by Human Giant). Bobby has also been seen on VH1's Heartbreakers Hall of Shame, I Love the 30's and I Love the Middle Ages for Comedy Central, Law and Order: SVU and as the voice of Rabbit on Fuse's Empire Square. Bobby has been seen on Late Night with Conan O'Brien and also recently had a blast touring with Horatio Sanz' Kings of Improv Tour. Word.
From:
http://www.ucbcomedy.com/talent/view/26
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Bobby Moynihan, the new player on SNL.
- TAE
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